There Seems to Be a Never Ending Supply of Guys Like This Sadly...

so...any woman on an internet dating site, I'm sure has been sent this kind of message at least once...but realistically most woman probably couldn't begin to count how many times they have received these kinds of messages. But the most retarded part about the whole thing, is even when you TRY to set up boundaries on a site like this...you really can't. You still get messages like this. Now I'm going to come right out and say this one I found it funny in it's stupidity, but...it got me thinking about the depravity of human society and how pathetic dating has become, so I think this one may end up being a more serious post I suppose. so if you're looking to laugh...maybe wait for the next post...I give it about an hour after I'm done writing this one, before some new dude does something post worthy or thought provoking (which is a rarity these days. lol) and I'll be able to update this site YET again. man...Meet Me alone is going to keep me in the comedy blog business for a while I think. lol

but back to the seriousness of this post folks...the level of stupidity of this troll is insane. this guy is waving his penis around like he's some kind of noob in **second life. HAHAHA!

So that said, I'm going to share with you my take on this OH so common moron you find on these sites.

 **(for those of you out there who don't know what that "game" is...it is basically like a virtual fuck fest only with avatars you can actually control for the most part), but...there are some interesting aspects to it that are still unlike any game out there to date. occasionally...when I'm feeling creative I will pop in there and design things for the players in there from time to time as a way of keeping my skills sharp, and having a little fun doing it while making a little extra jingle on the side when they buy my designs. it's not enough to pay the bills, but it has paid for my smokes a time or two. lol

so I was able to get another one before I finished this post...so I might as well just add it on here WITH this one and save me a little time in doing yet another post. lol (seriously folks, there is a never ending supply of stupid people! lol)

yea...I just had to say that to him...I couldn't resist. lol

Opening Statement about what the site is about, why it was created, and other questions I am sure you may have if you have stumbled upon this fresh new blog!

PHEW! yea...I know that is one INSANELY long title and I'm sorry about that. HAHA! But this is probably the MOST IMPORTANT post of this entire blog! so PLEASE read this before continuing any further because I (the blog owner) am not going to be held responsible if you end up butt hurt from anything I say on this blog. period. Sometimes I can be callous because after a while of dealing with so many IDIOTS you tend to be after a while. Now the intention of this blog is not to be any kind of "news" thing. it's not intended to be taken TOO seriously because over all it is intended to have a rather light-hearted "fuck it" attitude. while holding true to my tendency to be honest, not only with the people I talk to, but with myself too. I am an artist by trade, so I'm used to criticism, and if it is a constructive comment I WILL allow it, but it has to be on topic folks. if you say shit like, "you're just a frigid bitch" or what are you a fuckin NUN? and things of that nature...I will not allow them, but if you ask a legitimate question like for example: "You seem to not trust people very much...how can you expect to find someone if you so rarely give anyone a chance?" I would answer that one HONESTLY and allow it to go through...but there seem to be a LOT of people out there in this butt hurt cyber pussy world that like to whine about every little thing a person says, and call names and act like children, and as I have set up in the message you receive when you try to comment....(which was intended to be taken seriously but not TOO seriously...because as I said...light hearted adult comedy folks) if you whine like a baby, you will be treated like a baby and not be allowed to comment. Sorry if that offends you, but I have a zero whining policy on my blog. HAHAHA! this isn't Fuckbook. HAHA! (my "pet name" for Facebook. and let us not forget it's all mighty leader Fuckerburg. lol YES I cuss, a LOT. but sometimes ya just GOT to in order to really get the point across sometimes. HAHAHA! and if you are the type to get offended by a few 4 letter words...then... again....this blog is probably not for you.

THAT said, if you are still reading this...congratulations! you made it to adult hood! HAHAHA! (for now. lol)

Now for the reason behind the creation of this blog.

I started this because I thought it was about time someone started a few internet ass-holes sites and started calling these people out on their bullshit, and calling it for what it really is while having a bit of fun doing it. Sometimes it may stray a bit from that into my personal thoughts about my experiences, stories of people I encountered that were so bad even I don't feel comfortable posting those conversations on here. This isn't a porn site after all. hahaha! but basically it's going to be a kind of an open for comment "scrap book of internet dating WTF's"  presented in as humorous a light as I can come up with at the time...sometimes though...as with anyone...I can be serious as well. so there will be serious posts here sometimes that I believe anyway, might encourage some free thinkers anyway, to ponder a bit. who knows. but hey...if you're chill, have a sense of humor and love to laugh at stupid people and the dumb shit they say on these sites...then come along for the ride. :)

Next...a little about ME...so you can kind of understand my perspective. I'm a 40 year old middle aged woman who up until fairly recently was out of the dating scene for like 8 years. I would still go on dating sites, but...it wasn't any kind of serious effort or anything. and I suppose at THIS stage in my life...I know I'm running out of time to be able to actually settle down, so I'm looking for the one I can grow old with...ya know. A GOOD man with GOOD intentions and a good heart. the looks...fuck...let's face it. I'm old. I'm not as beautiful as I once was. I know this. I can accept reality, but hey...real men would know it's not what's on the outside that really matters anyway...it's what's inside that really counts. Ultimately it will be the personality compatibility that will make or break a relationship...and if  you know what you want...ya know what ya want...stick to it and don't settle....right? who knows...maybe through this little process I may end up inadvertently find the one through whatever meager fan base this site may actually gain. Honestly...I'm not really doing it for that though...it's mostly just to have some place to vent and laugh about how ridiculous this whole dating process can get in this modern age. lol

SO....if you're down with that...PLEASE be my guest and follow me down the bunny trail and down the hole into this wonderland of dumb asses, rejects, boneheads, and just typical shit heads and (on a rare occasion some faith restoring stories so we don't get TOO depressed in this pursuit. lol) let's have some fun...shall we?

Here is a sample of the kinds of things I will be posting here:

 

Now...let's try to forget that he is trying to claim to be...HAHAHA! Vin Diesel ROFL! and break this guy's approach down a bit so you folks can understand why this irked me. it's a freaking stupid question on this site. all you have to do is click the person's picture to see their profile, and RIGHT NEXT TO THE BIG PICTURE is where the person lives in big bold letters, so it's hard to miss.

 

Pardon the typo error in the bottom text on that image, I was kind of rushing through it because I had a client call me for work...so it was a bit rushed. but you get the idea I hope. THESE are the kinds of things you will find here. and NO I don't bother to blur anyone's images out, because ya know what...it's not slander if it's the truth, and well...I always have the proof. I snip that shit every chance I get. if you're going to be an idiot and act dumb or rude, or vulgar or do insane shit to me...I'm gonna call you on it. plain and simple. lol